Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Cholita Loca's LiveJournal:

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Thursday, April 22nd, 2004
11:19 am	HATERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ EAT A MOLDZ TURDZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whyz do you peepz zto be so jealouz!????????????????!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!I cant helpz being born sexayz!!!!!!!!!Women peepz be the worst shitbagz!!!!!!!!!!I AM SO SEXAYZ AND DEALZ WITH IT HATERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 17th, 2004
12:58 am	I havez a new jobz !!!! I am a doublez for hotz movie startz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!All the menz ask me outz and talk about sittingz on a casting couchz!I am going to be a moviez stars like MAriah Careyz!!!!!!!!!!!!! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 8th, 2004
5:08 pm	i am backz!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLz Dontz hate appricatez!!!!!!!!!!!I will postz laterz you rock hardz moldy catz turdz! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 12th, 2003
3:39 am	ohz comez bare asszed chapz are hardz to removez? lolz tonight i met thiz honky whoz waz a cuttiez thankz G-O-D I waz wearing my bare asszed chapz they are really hardz to takez off though. well my honkeyz I gotz to savez my hairy mossyz underz belly luvz Cholita Current Mood: horny Current Music: the soundz of my saggy labiha in the wind (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 29th, 2003
10:51 pm	I am so sexayz!!!!!!!!! I wentz out to the discoz and shookz my sexyz azz then some peep azz shitbagz dogz were droolingz at my azz!!!!!!!!!And theyz thought i was a hookerz and they lookz like emo philpz white honkz!!!!!!!!I beat them downz for yelling hoez lolZ!!!!!I am just too effingz finez!!!!!!Dont be jealouz haterz!I forgotz i got my bikini line waxedz! I got a landingz stripz! I also did my eyebrowz. Current Mood: sexyz Current Music: freakz come out at night -whodiniz (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 11th, 2003
12:06 am	i shouldz be singing the jawz themez! This honkz wont stopz!!!!!!I know i am so sexayz but he needz to stopz stalking me and nowz my homegurl on ljz!!!!!!http://www.livejournal.com/users/plastikengel/509100.html?view=1126316#t1126316 (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 9th, 2003
1:57 pm	I gotz the jobz!!!!Now i can get drunkz and stonedz with my nextz paycheckz!!!I met his hotz guyz and he wantz to take me to see this new rap groupz one of my homiez is in.They saidz whern they make it on mtvz they are gonna have me be the starz of the videoz!!!! (21 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 7th, 2003
2:15 am	why do yo all gotta be playa hatin suckaz I am gladz i dont have any punk azz lj dramaz anymorez!I mean i cant helpz that people likez me alotz!Anywayzthe ladyz for forever 21 called my fine azz upz!!I gotz and interviewz!!!!!!I needz a job so i can buy my greenz budz and fortyz! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 6th, 2003
5:14 am	I thinkz i am goingz crazyz!!!!!!I lostz my jobz and my manz all in the same monthz!!!!!!I wish i was stonedz! Current Mood: sad (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 4th, 2003
11:02 pm	I dont knowz whyz but i have that heat is on song stuckz in my headz!And Jose, Bertha wantz to kick it tommorrow night at Lupez partyz!!!I am goingz to get stoned and have sexz with some hot azz guyz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: high (4 Comments |Comment on this)
4:10 pm	damnz i cant findz a jobz!I am so sadz and i miss Renaldoz! Current Mood: sadz sackz of shitz (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 7th, 2003
10:51 pm	wtfz lolz Sittin' at home with my dick on hard So I got the black book for a freak to call Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?" I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo rNot having no idea of what the night had in store I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny Verse 2Girls always ask me why I fuck so much I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?" 'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass? I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny Verse 3: You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted But you say I'm a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted I'll play with your heart just like it's a game I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie I fuck all the girls and I make 'em cry I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny. Some guy atz the bus stopz was singing this to me and he had a frankiez sayz relaxz shirtz on with a tin foil hatz lolz!!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 16th, 2003
7:49 pm	The copz raided the stripz clubz!!!I guess Steve and Lupe were doing some weird azz shitz.The cops pulled a raid and they lookedz liked this They questioned alot of us but i could tell they thought i waz the sexiestz!!!!!! Now i have to findz a new jobz!!!!!!!!! I wonderz what i can get a job doingz?????? (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 24th, 2003
11:06 pm	my secretz is outz!!!!! cholita_loca's LiveJournal Slut Stats The below percentages indicate what cholita_loca has done with the 73 people on her friends list! met 0.0% hugged 0.0% dated 0.0% kissed 0.0% seen topless 0.0% seen naked 0.0% phone sexed 0.0% made out 0.0% oral sex 0.0% fucked 98.6% What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats? Sponsored via Adult Friend Finder. Keep this meme and others like it checking it out or getting free account! You may meet the match of your dreams! (13 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 17th, 2003
11:43 pm	why do lamez fat and greasy honkz feelz the need to comment in my ljz! I bet he haz a small little stubz for a dickz and is an angry white greasy honkz!! Anyways i am still workingz the strip clubz and now they have male stripperz !! I also now am thinking of being onez of thoze chicks that spank bankerz for a livingz!! i swearz they got some new chickz workingz at the clubz that look like this lolz! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 22nd, 2003
1:19 am	i am still workingz the strip clubz!And i aint one of those day shift weekday honkz!I am sexyz!Something weirdz happened to me in the clubz...one of the kidz i taught sunday schoolz father came inz!!He waz always looking at me cause i am so hottz and sexyz.I am one of the hottestz stripperz. I had some old azz ugly white honkz offer me 1000 dollars to step on his dongz lolz.WTF LOLZ.So i did lolz.And i am going to downloadz a pic of my hott azz soonz .Hector came to the strip clubz to watch me and i got so horneyz i gave him a lap dance and all the guyz in the strip clubz stared lolz!And now that i have hellaz$$ i am going on a wildz shpping spreez at forever 21!!!! i will take fatty loca and la sleepy eyes! Current Mood: horny Current Music: slave4u-britnay spears (23 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 9th, 2003
11:56 pm	Hector!! Here is a picturez of HECTOR!!He is so finez!!!! And this is some lamez azz white honkz who wantz to kick itz!He is lamez!!! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
1:30 am	!@#$ I figuredz that since i am so hotz and sexyz i would make moneyz off my nice titz and fine firmz azz!So i had Hector hook me up a job at a stripz clubz.I have even been practicingz with my dancing coach Dantez!I aint tellingz where i would cause all you haterz and honkz might stalk my fine azz!LOLz!Anywayz i went to my new job and had an auditionz.I saw this ugly ass trannyz lookng chick!She looked like that a tranny on my lj lolz!I got up therez and i swear all theze guyz were looking at me more than all the other chickz!One ugly azz fell down the stairz of the stagez LOLZ!!She was looking at these ugly fat dudez blowing kissez and she fell lolz!!!!!!And the laterz i was dancing and i asked one of the old azz hgonkz if he wanted a lap dancez.He said yeah and i was taking off my topz and he fucking fartedz!it waz so gross!I guess some of the chickz are intot hat weird azz hitting guys crap on the sidez.How weirdz lolz!!And i swear they do hella cokez!They looked like dumb azz tranny coke headz.I danced to nellyz its getting hot in herre!!I looked so sexyz ! Current Mood: horny Current Music: its getting hot in herre-nelly (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003
5:50 pm	420z! I wentz to tinaz 420 party!It was the bombz!!Jose was there and got nakedz with this hella uglyz chick with a herpes sore on her lipz lolz!!I guezz they caught them two doing itz!!And i guess jose waz wearing a thingz lolz!I got so stonedz i made out with richardo lolz! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 20th, 2003
8:12 pm	the truthz comez outz i am a whinneyz little turdz more now than you will ever be. i have three jobs to support my mother who can't support herself because i satz on her and made her crippledz, am going to a good college in the fall, teach kids be angry bitter honkz like mez, , write for a newspaper called secret racist turdz, and an editor of another at school. don't tell me to be educated because i already have amassed more knowledge than you or cosm_lyikew ever will and i have to constanlyz prove it tooz. i so smartz i have to constantlyz prove it byz my lamez attempts to put people down constantlyz, i do contribute to society byz being a racist turdz and lyingz and covering upz about it so i dont lose approvalz from my "ethnicz" friendz, and i will always be better than you in every respect because am insecurez about my penis size and fat azz. you say that you are glad i am lowz so i'm just another loser you won't have to walk over. sorry dude, but i already walked all over you and your pathetic life because i canz commentz in someone livejournalz because i am an angry bitterz honkz that can blamez someone elze for my shortcomingz. (15 Comments |Comment on this)